document.write( 'Police: Ohio suspect may have eaten evidence ');
document.write( 'Authorities: Man tied lizards to chest at airport ');
document.write( 'CA man allegedly paid teens to spit in his face ');
document.write( 'Mich. police nab wrong-way driver twice in 3 days ');
document.write( 'Cops: Woman smuggled drugs to Pa. inmate with kiss ');
document.write( 'Man who claimed disability spotted on TV show ');
document.write( 'Eye doc may lose license after calling patient fat ');
document.write( 'Ala. court says woman can\'t claim $41.8M jackpot ');
document.write( 'Alleged burglar warms up bottle for crying baby ');