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document.write( '<span class="body"><span class="topheadlinebody">EAST PROVIDENCE, R.I.     (AP) -- The Roman Catholic bishop of Rhode Island said Sunday that he asked Rep. Patrick Kennedy in a 2007 letter to stop receiving Communion, the central sacrament of the church, because of the congressman\'s public stance on moral issues....</span></span><!-- /TopHeadlineItem: 431163591 -->');

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